Now where was I? Ah, yes...Rob and I had just planned our trip across the Nile. We ran into a familiar face in a man who had pestered us a couple days earlier. We struck a deal with him that would see us across the river and with a driver for the day. I was a bit hesitant about the taxi at first, thinking we could hump it, but it was a good decision. Our first stop found us at the Valley of the Kings, where former pharoahs and their wives are buried. Because of some British or Canadian guy, we weren’t allowed to take pictures of the valley itself––photography in the tombs had been forbidden, but he didn’t care. Having no desire to leave our expensive cameras in a hot cab with a driver we didn’t know, we stuffed them all in Georgio’s backpack, essentially sneaking them in. Our tickets allowed us entry into three different tombs, so we took a short ride––in what looked very much like a baggage cart they use on the tarmac––up to the entry. The tombs were very cool, but only in the visual sense. Despite the fact that they are underground, they are actually very warm. We were given pieces of cardboard by the guy who punched our tickets at the first tomb, who then expected baksheesh (tips) on our way out. Suffice it to say, we didn’t accept anymore cardboard fans!
The graves we visited were quite extensive. They went deep into the ground; some with three to four separate chambers. Along the walls are depictions of entrance into the afterlife, along with a plethora of hieroglyphics. It is truly amazing how the colors have maintained their richness and vibrancy. At one point, Rob opened the backpack ever so slightly, to sneak a couple of pictures. On our way out, one of the “workers” inside the temple claimed to have seen him. We all found this hard to believe, since he was so far away and there was a huge “coffin” in the way. I expect he was trying to blackmail Rob, who incessantly denied doing anything. The fine would have amounted to about $500. Rob’s adamant denial bought us enough time to get the heck out of Dodge. We visited our last two tombs and walked through the convenient exit (much like the exit from the rides at Six Flags) that led us through a slew of merchants trying to sell us little figurines made out of some rock, the name of which escapes me...though it was either obsidian or onyx. One man in particular, meowed at us to get our attention, since he had cat figurines. We meowed back playfully, but didn’t slow down from our b-line to the parking lot.
Our driver took us next to the Temple of Hatshepsut, built in honor of the only Egyptian pharaohess. The staff at the hostel told us that it's called "hot cheep soup" as a joke, because Chinese tourists always call it that. After a nice photo shoot, we sought out the Tombs of the Nobles. This was about as loosely organized as a game of football at recess. We had to buy our “tickets” at a stand that was not really near the graves, were dropped off simply in the area, and then had to find our way to the graves. As we confusedly ambled around the dunes, we were approached by a hip Egyptian youth––slicked back hair, thin, skinny jeans, and a t-shirt with lots of colors…and of course the cell phone from which he could listen to very loud Egyptian music––who offered us a tour of the tombs that we paid to see. When we told him we didn’t need a tour, he then offered to show us where they were…for an outlandish price. So we wandered until we found the entrance to a tomb. It wasn’t the one that we paid to see (which our guidebook said was the most worthwhile of the bunch) and he wouldn’t tell us where it actually was. We saw what there was to see (not much) and wanted to go back to the other side of the Nile.
The details of the rest of our time in Luxor sort of escape me, seeing as I waited so long to update my blog. But, here are some of the highlights from the rest of our time:
1) While walking along the Nile one night, we saw a congregation of people outside of what looked to be a store. It was essentially a wedding store, in which people actually get married. So we joined the crowd, and watched two couples marry. We followed the wedding party––which means we, three pale Americans, who really stand out, are in the wedding video of one couple––and Paul and Georgio joined in the singing and dancing as a group encircled the couple. Rob and I joked about how funny it would have been if Paul had all his money stolen while he was dancing….no dice. J
2) We took a boat ride on the Nile, enjoying the beautiful weather. It was too early to see the sunset, but it was nice and relaxing to simply sit and enjoy drifting with the current.
3) My Cairo Craps went away.
4) We had our last meal at Snack Time––it was a sad, but delicious experience. Two words: Cinnamon roll!
5) I was pressured into giving the workers at the hostel a good review. He called it a “favor”. Eh, at least I didn’t have to leave a tip.
6) We got to watch a bit of the New York Giants vs. Oakland Raiders game as we waited in the hostel to go to the airport. A nice taste of America.
We again took the red eye. This flight was quite entertaining. Georgio, in all his glory, kept trying to flirt with one of the flight attendants. I asked him if he could get her to give me an extra glass of water, because I was so thirsty. He did…but then spilled it on his lap. It looked like he wet his pants, so he asked Paul to change shirts with him (since Paul is taller, hence the shirt would cover his “accident”). So, once the plane landed, they both took off the shirts and traded. It was really sketchy, but also very funny.
Once we got back to the hostel, we explained the mix up with the plane tickets, expecting to get a refund, but instead had about a 45-minute argument, which ended in us not getting our money back, but instead we only received the night we spent at the hostel free (a 2oo pound value…still short of the 475 or so we had to pay) We were all very frustrated, seeing as they booked the wrong tickets. They kept telling us we should have called (though we didn't have their number), we should not have used the tickets (though, then we would have lost them), and that the worker who made us pay extra was just trying to cheat us...
After all that, we definitely wanted to get out of Cairo. We had a couple days left in Egypt, and decided to head north...to Alexandria!
